June 2012
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A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
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Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
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edgur:
life is like a box of chocolates
i don’t have a box of chocolates
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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and...
Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Them: what?!
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Them: ....riIiiiight
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Them: .....
Me: literally dead omfg
Them:
Me: SOBBING
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
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